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Q: 2023/24 Hopes & aspirations for this season
a. As Champions of Europe there's no reason we shouldn't be pushing for a top 7 spot & a run in the Cups
24%
  
b. Last season was a trophy winning one and there's only one way to go after that, I expect a dull mid table bore fest of a season
17%
  
c. Buy some f***ing players or we're in a battle to stay up & that's as good as it gets
18%
  
d. Moyes out
37%
  
e. New season you say, woohoo time to get the new kit and wear it it to the pub for all the big games, the wags down there call me Mr West Ham
3%
  



ornchurch ammer 8:48 Sun Sep 11
The number of confiscated golf umbrellas yesterday...
On a more light hearted note I couldn't believe the number of umbrellas confiscated.

I got there a couple of minutes after kick off so there was virtually no one else at the turnstiles and the stewards must have had at 50 golf umbrellas that they had taken off people. As I was going in the head steward was coming out with another armful and giving the kids on the door a bollocking for letting people in with them.

Any one on here have one taken off them? Did you get them back? Or are the stewards going to be knocking them out for a couple of quid down the market?

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Charoo 11:18 Tue Sep 13
Re: The number of confiscated golf umbrellas yesterday...
TK Maxx Westfield were only selling Tottenham and Man City umbrellas - true story!

Haywards Iron 11:09 Tue Sep 13
Re: The number of confiscated golf umbrellas yesterday...
Would make a fairly good JAVELIN in to the away end, to be fair.

bruuuno 9:59 Tue Sep 13
Re: The number of confiscated golf umbrellas yesterday...
Does anyine remember when some Italian firm came over mob handed v man united, I remember them marching across a bridge in a phalanx all armed with gold umbrellas. Looked fucking ridiculous it dd

Aalborg Hammer 8:21 Tue Sep 13
Re: The number of confiscated golf umbrellas yesterday...
The BoleynBoy...was that the away game when you needed a brolly 'cos of the piss cascading down from the upper tier? Police horses and horse shit on the 'astro turf' ? Happy days

stomper 4:10 Tue Sep 13
Re: The number of confiscated golf umbrellas yesterday...
I would recommend a trilby

claret upstart 6:14 Mon Sep 12
Re: The number of confiscated golf umbrellas yesterday...
Should have taken some of the handbags of the fans. There were enough flying about.

TheBoleynBoy 2:55 Mon Sep 12
Re: The number of confiscated golf umbrellas yesterday...
I took a long sharp-ended umbrella to QPR away once, the first season back up...was eventful that night

Blunders 2:47 Mon Sep 12
Re: The number of confiscated golf umbrellas yesterday...
ICONIC umbrellas

Grumpster 12:32 Mon Sep 12
Re: The number of confiscated golf umbrellas yesterday...
Always left mine in the pub and collected it afterwards.

Enjoyed listening to the bird at work though who's boyfriend is a season ticket holder and takes clients to all the games in the most expensive seats in the house.

All 4 of them left the ground soaked due to the top class roof.

ornchurch ammer 12:22 Mon Sep 12
Re: The number of confiscated golf umbrellas yesterday...
They just said on TalkSport that a disabled fan in a wheelchair had their umbrella taken off them on Saturday.

Perhaps they are afraid of a bit of modern day jousting taking place on the party decks!!

RichyP 1:34 Mon Sep 12
Re: The number of confiscated golf umbrellas yesterday...
Saw a bloke at the J turnstyles argueing with a steward who wouldn't let him in with his big fuck off golf brolly. Steward was saying it was because it had a metal tip and could be used as a weapon

Spandex Sidney 1:08 Mon Sep 12
Re: The number of confiscated golf umbrellas yesterday...
I'm assuming that the sort of football fan that takes an umbrella to a football match is also the sort of fan that talks on the forum prior to each game as to what he is going to wear?

YOU WEAR A REPLICA SHIRT AND SOME JEANS YOU GAYLORDS! And get fucking wet.

yngwies Cat 12:21 Mon Sep 12
Re: The number of confiscated golf umbrellas yesterday...
Sword Fighting with brollies bit like a duel.

Pop Robson 11:04 Sun Sep 11
Re: The number of confiscated golf umbrellas yesterday...
Never had no problems with the umbrella at E13 9AZ

In fact left inbetween the seats one game and next home gam e still there

Proper Old School umbrella stuff

wd40 10:04 Sun Sep 11
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Grown men with umbrellas.

Ah goner get that bald patch wet or rain on that pony tail are we? bless them

1964 9:53 Sun Sep 11
Re: The number of confiscated golf umbrellas yesterday...
Umbrellas???

My daughter had a walking stick, there would have been trouble if they had took that.

Why the fuck umbrellas?

Oh Billy Billy.... 9:48 Sun Sep 11
Re: The number of confiscated golf umbrellas yesterday...
Sold - there is nothing worse than soggy popcorn - how else are they to keep it dry?

stewie griffin 9:45 Sun Sep 11
Re: The number of confiscated golf umbrellas yesterday...
I'm not sure arsenal, palace and Chelsea ever banged on tirelessly about having the best roof in the world?

Far Cough 9:44 Sun Sep 11
Re: The number of confiscated golf umbrellas yesterday...
Why would anyone think taking a big fuck off golf umbrella to the game was a goer?

eastend joker 9:43 Sun Sep 11
Re: The number of confiscated golf umbrellas yesterday...
anyone moaning about rain never stood at Arsenal , Palace or Chelsea back in the day ! get a fucking grip .

Northern Sold 9:40 Sun Sep 11
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Fucking brollys at football??? You gotta be shittin' me??

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